She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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