He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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