I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
