Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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