Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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