is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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