I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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