Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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