I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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