im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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