Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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