Porn is love you can see.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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