Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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