yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
the day after is always just damage control
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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