Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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