he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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