Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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