): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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