When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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