I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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