the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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