Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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