people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
we're so committed to being not committed
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