is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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