The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just pee around me
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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