He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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