do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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