brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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