What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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