So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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