i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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