I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
