u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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