Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
no you cant smoke seaweed
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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