Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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