I must be too annoying 4 u.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Someone came in the potted fern
I just had sex on a roof
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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