Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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