You're completely useless in the revolution.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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