haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
