There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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