just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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