my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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