porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
