glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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