his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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