My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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