Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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