So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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