im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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