Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I have post one night stand depression
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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