I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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