I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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